Raw Review by Bryan King Doyle from 23/5/2016

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Welcome to the King of Kilseily The Baron of Broadford Bryan King Doyle I’m writing this my thoughts on wrestling and a review of the weeks RAW and what are my expectations first time doing it so might do it more often or not. I’m an Irish lad who likes wrestling follow me on twitter at @bryankingdoyle for my thoughts on wrestling and everything else. I am the future of writing about wrestling as newly crowned welterweight champion said were not here to participate were here to takeover. I am now a degree holding business marketer so I know how to fix WWE ha me being a bit sarcastic but true.

We start off Raw with the man who returned last night at Extreme Rules and Pedigreed Roman Reigns, SETH ROLLINS IS BACK. He talks about how the crowd turned against him and gives out about them. I thought they would have Rollins face as the amount of boos that Roman gets anyway he comes out but then Shane O mac comes out and announces that it will be Roman Reigns against Seth Rollins at money in the bank. Michael Cole then talks about money in the bank and how it changes peoples careers but in three out of the four money in the bank qualifying matches we have three winners so it must change your career but then change it back.

Sheamus is then giving out about Sami Zayn and says look at the state of him he must have been watching  OSW for his promos he then gives out about his hat even though Sheamus wears it in real life and says he’s not even from the country when he isn’t it from it himself classic heel. Sheamus then tells parents to take away children because it won’t be suitable for them so in our first match it’s the battle of the ginger beards Sheamus versus Sami Zayn it’s a very much different of styles Sami been very quick while Sheamus will try to slow it down with power moves Sami hit a big clothesline on Sheamus .Sami was going for his running on the corner and Sheamus just kicked the ropes to knock him for the finish of the match was where Sami Zayn hit a helluva kick and won .Afterwards backstage Apollo Crews was giving his usual white meat baby face promo and was attacked by Sheamus and said that he will attack them and bring them down. We then get the New Day celebrating Raws birthday with a cake and big E goes around contemplating throwing it in Byron Saxtons face when Kofi and Xavier Woods are attacked by the social outcasts without Adam Rose who then are defeated easily by the new day then throw Heath Slater into the cake they brought out.

Its then time for a match between the Miz with Maryse who is a ride and a half but has an awful voice and accent against Cesaro for a place in the Money in the bank match I love how Cesaro has his James Bond entrance the way he pulls off his suit. Cesaro was on top for most of the match dominating Miz until he came back and started attacking Cesaros shoulder was his offence for the match the finish came when the Miz did a top rope nothing and got hit with a upper cut and thee neutraliser for the victory. We then get an interview with Seth Rollins who meets Steph who says their relationship is different now. Our next match is Chris Jericho who has a load of plasters on him after his match with Dean Ambrose and he is facing Apollo Crews. During the match Crews was doing a kip up but fell back and got hit with a lionsault which seemed to be a mess up on Crews part one of the positives about Crews was that he hit the spots where Chris Jericho had plasters on him. The result of the match after a failed roll up by Crews Chris Jericho won it with a code breaker. The problem with Apollo Crews is that he is a white meat baby face he has no personality he’s just happy to be there, in my opinion he should be turned heel all the moves he can do he should just brag

We then get an interview with Baron Corbin by Jojo who they only seem to bring out when it’s someone who’s tall. Dolph then comes out and they decide to have another match but not until next week. We then get Big Cass but thankfully then the certified g and a bonified stud Enzo Amore out. And he gives a solid promo as always. The match was then Bubba Ray versus Big Cass which Big Cass won easily enough with an elbow drop this feud is kind of nothing it just needs to be moved on. We then get Charlotte her ould lad Ric Flair and her new friend Dana Brooke where Charlotte kicks out Ric because he was never there when she was growing up and Ric was crying as well. The promo went on way too long where Charlotte comes across as just being moany.

Dean Ambrose against Dolph Ziggler is our next match for money in the bank it was actually a good match but ended quickly when Dolph went for the Zig Zag but Dean Ambrose held onto the ropes and hit dirty deeds for the win. Dolph had to lose the match because he is still involved in a rivalry with Baron Corbin backstage we then see Ric Flair walking away looking all sad and was comforted by Arn Anderson before he walked out the exit. We then get a promo for Primo and Epico who are coming back and seem to be selling Puerto Rico to us. Its then time for the phenomenal one AJ Styles and he says that he would be WWE world heavyweight champion if it wasn’t for Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson and the Usos who then come out and say we always had your back the club then breaks up and says we should no longer be friends professionally and the club leave. AJ is facing Kevin Owens and Kevin Owens is patronising Styles by clapping when he missed a move. Kevin Owens is such a fantastic heel by telling Michael Cole to shut up and by teasing fans by going to jump over the top rope but then rolling underneath the ropes there were too many good moves to talk about including AJs springboard 450 splash and a powerbomb by Kevin Owens which he won the match by .This was an excellent match and worthy of a main event and is good because AJ couldn’t be in it because he must have to deal with a certain Irish man that must be coming with some club mates.

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